This is a English thread.

Ooh, ooh, and she's buying a stairway to heaven.
There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings,
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling i get
When i look to the west,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts i have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees,
And the voices of those who standing looking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn

>>33
yes.　Ｉ　am　gay.
Ｉ　like　a　big　dick

>>30
Yes! Fuckin' yes! Sound like your pair down! Shit!

>>38
NO! FUCK JAPAN! JAPAN SUCKS!

COREA NO.1!!!

SAMSUNG MANSEI!!!!!!!!

ANNYONG HASEYO!!!

YES!!!!!EAST SEA!!!!!

They are all (hello). I am a good guy. By the way, let's talk in both English. Next, let's start! : -

still water breastwork make out
analingus
around the world cocksucker

>>44
Go back to the fuckin' peninsula! I'm zapanese!

Steady as she goes!

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２０レスくらいしたけど、飽きた
つまんね、終了

penis　band

(　´∀｀)

>>50
I’m HAGEDOU!

>>1is　nice　gay　:−）

>>1　is　a　hard　gay　:−）

　　　　　

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For the 2channeler...
U ,all are very smart guys and ladies!
Curious may be a good property of you!
Kick your hip!

>>1-57
YOU ARE NULLPO!

I LOVE UNKO.:->

I introduce a funny story. I love it! (even though my translation might have mistakes.) The base story is from Mag2 ID:0000118393.

Smoking item for rain

One garden of a nursery home. There are two old women talking at a smoking table.
Suddenly, the sky clouds over and it begins to rain.
An old woman took condom in her pocket and covered the cigarette she smokes.
The other woman is interested in the smoking item for rain she has never seen before.
"What's that?"
"A condom."
"Where'd you get it?"
"You can get them at any drugstore."
- The next day -
The woman goes shopping at a drugstore near her house immediately.
The premises are too large for her with late eighties.
She goes to a counter and asks a pharmacist.
"A package of condoms, please."
The pharmacist answers politely with a curious blankness.
"Any brand you prefer?"
"Doesn't matter...as long as it fits a Camel."

>>60
縦読みしたら旧韓国語で「夫婦喧嘩は犬食べてオーラル」と直訳できるよ！

You wa Shock
Ai de sora ga ochitekuru
You wa Shock
Ore no mune ni ochitekuru
Atsui kokoro kusari de tsunai demo ima wa muda da yo
Jama suru yatsu wa yubisaki hitotsu de down sa
Omae motome samayou kokoro ima atsuku moeteru
Subete tokashi
Muzan ni tobichiru hazu sa
Ore to no ai o mamoru tame omae wa tabidachi
Ashita o miushinatta
Hohoemi wasureta kao nado mitaku wa nai sa
Ai o torimodose

>>61 携帯うんこ将軍さん
できないできない(^^; マジで韓国語の単語探したけど。
コンドームのお話です。（変わらんって？）

Well, I can't see what kind of topics we should talk.
Could someone please give us a theme like world2ch.
For me, I'd like to read many funny but silly talks because here is in 'Baka news'.

For example, this is a story I learned through an English textbook when I was a junior high school student.
In Australia, people pronounce 'day' like 'die'.
Therefore, people often say "I will go to a hospital to die."

die another die

HAHAHA!! ;=)

要約(summary)
>>60
老婦人２人が老人ホームで話をしていると、突然雨が降りだしました。
そこでひとりの老婦人はコンドームを取り出し、今吸っているタバコを覆いました。
もうひとりの老婦人は始めて見るその雨用グッズに興味津々。
「それは何？」「コンドームよ」「どこで手に入るの？」「薬局ならどこでも」
翌日その老婦人は早速近所の薬局に。
しかし８０後半の婦人にはあまりに売場が広いので、カウンターで薬剤師に尋ねました。
「コンドーム１パッケージください」
薬剤師は不思議に思いましたが、それでも親切に答えました。
「どのブランドがいいですか？」
「何でもいいわ、キャメル（らくだ）にフィットするなら」

>>63
オーストラリアの人々は「デイ」を「ダイ」と発音します。
なので、人々はよく「（today：今日がto die：死ぬために聞こえるので）私は死ぬために病院に行きます」と言います。

Anone ossan wasya kanawanyo.

I'll sleepo(Nerupo).

Kyouko, why Ogura is called as "Ozura"?, kyoko.

In fact, the most used word in American Movie is "Fuck".

>>67
I agree with you if you suggest within the emotional words.
Basically the word means sexual intercourse, but we use the word to express an emotional outburst as a custom.
Fuck you! Fuck off! In my translation into Japanese, they means "くそ！" I gudess.

This is my experience. There was a live concert and many artists, not only Japanese artists but others, appeared in turn.
When a Japanese artist appeared, he said to audiences politely and gently "Could you please say the words 'Fuck you' with holding up your middle finger when I said the words."
Then, when he said 'Fuck you!' tenderly, many Japanese audiences did it calmly! Of course not only men but girls!!
Many security stuffs without Japanese were surprised to see the scene, and I was surprised, too. I wasn't able to do it because it is too ashamed...
The artist sang the song with has such lyrics as "Fuck you, fuck you..."

Have you ever said or did it for others?

>>68
That's really funny...oh Japanese,,,I love them!

>>69
I guess the band did such thing many times. Fuck him! ... I must be silly ^^;;;.

Another topic.
There are too many kinds of T-shirts in Japan with has English words, for example, UCLA, harmony, heaven, peace and so on.
However, I sometimes see such strange words like jail, criminal, idiot, hell, crazy, fuck you, bitch, or many terrible words.
In the last summer, many girls wore clothes with has the word 'bitch'. Was it in fashion only in Japan?

When I rode on a subway, I was surprised to see a girl with has the word 'Fuck me!' on her chest part. I can't see what's happened in her life if it's not in Japan.
Maybe she didn't know the meaning at all. It's the same as other countries' people who wear clothes with have Japanese words.
For example, '馬', '中田', '花'.

Today will be very cold day in Japan. Take care!

age for maintain.
(In this system, the thread's position will be the top when someone writes a message. However, the position is not changed if the word 'sage' contains in the E-mail address.
There are no meanings to write 'age' on it, but many residents write the word to specify the intention.)

Where's 1?

（　＾▽＾）＜SEX！ （　＾▽＾）＜SEX！

以下訳
（　＾▽＾）＜セックス！ （　＾▽＾）＜セックス！

なんかここつまんねー。

英語って時点でバカじゃねーだろ。

同じ内容のスレも以前あったし。

>> I was surprised to see a girl with has the word 'Fuck me!'
>> on her chest part.

That was THE moment of truth for you! She actually meant
it, and you didn't serve her??? What a shame;)
You might also enjoy www.engrish.com.

>>75 Don't worry even if you don't speak English,
Russia is exporting lots of wives too!

>>73
すごい！ Great!!

>>76
まあ今はないんだし、英語バカと言えないこともないし(^^;

>>77
Um, I might say the truth for the girl as you suggest, but it's very difficult for me to do it.
"Excuse me, do you know the meaning of the design?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"The meaning is to desire to be sexually assaulted."
I can't see how I will be said from the girl cus I'm not a girl but a man with near 30 years old. I may be taken away to a police officer as a crime of sexual harassment...

Thanks for introducing funny web site!
USED SWEAT 2,900yen -- I've never bought such stuff!
Oh, 'Whity' is the nickname of the underground shopping area around JR Osaka station in Japan.
About 20 years ago, the area was terrible part, therefore the area was developed to be a new and clean town. Then the nickname 'Whity' was put on the area.
Well, the site is terribly funny... I can't help crying with laughing!! What a stupid!!
I live in Osaka, so I sometimes show such amazing explanations. Well, nobody understands the real meaning, of course shop clerks, too.
Thank you for your kindness.

あまり盛り上がらないなぁ... Let's come join us without any hesitations!

Riddle:
There are many writers on the board and all the writings have numbers.
One day, the No.9 writer was eaten by someone.
There will be the criminal to eat the person here.
Which number ate 9 and why?

(I'll tell the answer next time.)

>> 79
Sorry for my coming back late, I'm glad this thread is still
here and you enjoyed the site!

Now, is that eight? no? boooo.....

Here goes reverse engrish, I found an Italian restaurant
in Vancouver BC, the name of the restaurant is "Cin Cin".
I went there with a Japanese girl. We took seat without
paying attention to the name of the restaurant, but the
name on the cover of menu caught her eyes, and she said
"Chi....chi....shin shin?" That was really cute!
What is "Cin Cin" in Italian???...

BTW are you checking W.Bush English? He's funny too!

>>80
Thanks for coming back here!
About the riddle, unfortunately your answer is wrong.
I asked "Which number - ate(8) - 9 ?" Do you see something? The answer is 7.
Well, I guess you are very intelligent. Are you a university student?

You are not a great noble white, right? I'm Japanese male.
I know Bush doesn't know English well, for example he cannot distinguish noun and adjective. He doesn't also know irregular conjugations.
Well, I hate all of his existence. I've never seen his voice at all.
I dun wanna be gone to ruin here, but I can't agree with his policies at all.
He is only to alive for wealthy white. He has been done everything for his and his groups' benefits. How can I agree with him?

Oh, sorry, you told me only his speaking.
Umm, it is true that I don't have enough skills to understand native speakers' talks. I must study more hard...

"Cin Cin"!? That's very funny! I don't know Italian at all, but the restaurant will change the name when it starts doing business in Japan.
If the restaurant hung such a signboard like 'ちんちん', which girls wanna enter and eat in it? (laugh)

>>81
Oh, I've never criticized all the white.
I always hate that only a few rich guys behave like idiot.
Basically I appreciate all the general citizens not only in Japan but all over the world.
To be alive is going to make many fortunes for all of us.
No one can live without others.
I don't want that any person die of war, illness or hunger.
I'd like to live happily with all the people without any borders...

Oh yes! You are good guy Mr.Wada is good man.
I have a paper you should take care of jfdlkjaksd;fjaskjdhga

ＩＷＡＮＴＳＥＸＭＡＰ！

Don't play games!

私は性交地図が欲しい

I can't understand English

>>81 Seven ate 9! Wow that's a good one...OK here I go.

No, I'm not white, I'm a Japanese! I'm not a
university student. Are you?
Regarding Bush, I can't agree more that he's a dangerous guy,
Up until now, they still haven't found WMD in Iraq.
Put it this way, he's a 6 y.o. boy who has the world strongest power.
OK, that's what I've got here for now.