皇紀2665/04/01

！？

エイプリルフールの本来の趣旨と
かなりズレているような気がする。

２ちゃんトップページとあわせて左右のバランスを取ってるつもりの悪寒。

皇紀だし・・・・

ハン板は壇君紀年4338/04/01(金)になってるし

中国板は黄帝生年紀年4716/04/01(金)
ほかにもありそうだね。

ユダヤ暦って６０００年近くあるのかよ
ﾜﾛｽ

紀元２６００年
そう歌われてから65年もたったんだ・・・

ＡＡのニダーは、主体紀元94/04/01(金)　だった。

仏暦2547/04/01(金)
神社仏閣
http://travel2.2ch.net/kyoto/

278 たれ ◆TAREurn8FE sage New! 壇君紀年4338/04/01(金) 00:49:43 ID:SUV8nktU
基本：皇紀
イスラム情勢：ヒジュラ太陽暦
創価･公明　神社仏閣：仏暦
ハングル：檀君暦
東亜＋　中国　三国志･戦国：黄帝誕生暦
極東　ﾆﾀﾞｰ：主体暦
日本史板：慶長
中東＋：ユダヤ暦
旧シャア：宇宙世紀
新シャア：コズミック・イラ
喪男：彼女いない暦
世界史：エジプト暦

だってさ

考古学　太陰太陽暦2665/04/01(金)

暦表記変更申請スレッド
http://qb5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/operate/1112283994/

86 動け動けウゴウゴ２ちゃんねる sage New! ２ちゃんねる07/04/01(金) 01:11:51 ID:FC/Q4GUG0
朝生は黒塗りがいいと思います！

う〜ん・・・黒塗りかあ。
しかし、２ちゃんねる歴ってｗ

これ、エイプリールフールネタなのかな
朝生は申請するのん？

>>15
議論してるうちにエイプリルフール終わるような。

２バ−ジョンあるのね。。。

7 動け動けウゴウゴ２ちゃんねる sage 皇紀2665/04/01(金) 00:53:20 ID:LLqeKo2r0
大日本第弐極地本部へよく来た
http://www.2ch.net/index-right.html

地球市民平和第2掲示板へようこそ♪
http://www.2ch.net/index-left.html

長島監督ﾜﾗﾀ

やっぱ右バージョンの一番下の写真で
日の丸が燃やされてるのがオチかな。

左バージョンのBGM”インターナショナル”にワロタ

ちなみにライブドアのHPもみてみ
http://www.livedoor.com/

昔の歌で
紀元２６００年と言う歌詞のある神道？だかなんだかの歌がありました。
何故２６００年なのかといつも思っていました。
毎年２６００年で変らないのですよ。
理由は単純にこの暦が日本で使われなくなった＝敗戦した
そういうことなんですね。
時が止まってるんだ・・・

やっぱ朝ナマ歴0年ではないかと。

朝生暦で言えば18年かも。
某番組が1987年4月開始だし。

BBS_YMD_OFFSET=-1987
BBS_YMD_NAME=朝生暦

いや、-1986か。
元年＝1年だし。

皇妃２６６５年のは、驚いた！！
でも、金曜日と時間で現実に戻った。

なるほどそういうことか。うむあ。

お祭り板でチンコ音頭なってるよ

おいおまえらトップみてみれ！！inお祭り板（なぜかチンコ音頭が
http://live15.2ch.net/festival/

書き込みできねぇええええええええええええええ

え

http://www.2ch.net/index-center.html
がある件について

このネタいつから準備してたんだろう？　この日のために・・・・・

一番下の写真で燃やされてるあたり、芸が細かいな。
てかどう考えても右の方が手が込んでるよな。

右の長文に比べて
左は味気なさ過ぎるね。

どうせなら極左路線でいってほしかった。
「ブルジョア資本主義徹底粉砕」みたいな感じで。

http://ringo2ch.dyndns.org/imgbbs/img-box/1092377765923.jpg
林檎に投票しましょう！

そろそろなおりましたか？

まだ、エイプリルフールなの？

多くの他の板が直ってない
夢板は羊が・・・1000
とか・・・ｗ

そんなこともありましたね…

Then as it was, then again it will be
An' though the course may change sometimes
Rivers always reach the sea
Blind stars of fortune, each have several rays
On the wings of maybe, down in birds of prey
Kind of makes me feel sometimes, didn't have to grow
But as the eagle leaves the nest, it's got so far to go

Changes fill my time, baby, that's alright with me
In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be

Did you ever really need somebody, And really need 'em bad
Did you ever really want somebody, The best love you ever had
Do you ever remember me, baby, did it feel so good
'Cause it was just the first time, And you knew you would

Through the eyes an' I sparkle, Senses growing keen
Taste your love along the way, See your feathers preen
Kind of makes makes me feel sometimes, Didn't have to grow
We are eagles of one nest, The nest is in our soul

Vixen in my dreams, with great surprise to me
Never thought I'd see your face the way it used to be
Oh darlin', oh darlin'

I'm never gonna leave you. I never gonna leave
Holdin' on, ten years gone
Ten years gone, holdin' on, ten years gone

Dear Lord, give me strength to carry on.
Dear Lord, give me strength to carry on.
My home may be out on the highway,
Lord, I've done so much wrong
But please, give me strength to carry on.

Dear Lord, give me strength to carry on.
Dear Lord, give me strength to carry on.
My home may be out on the highway,
Lord, I've done so much wrong
But please, give me strength to carry on.

　　 人
　 （＿__）　　＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
　（＿＿_）／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

Oh my word, what does it mean?
Is it love or is it me
That makes me change so suddenly?
Looking out, feeling free.

Sit here lying in my bed,
Wondering what it was I'd said
That made me think I'd lost my head,
When I knew I lost my heart instead.

Won't you please read my signs, be a gypsy.
Tell me what I hope to find deep within me.
Because you can find my mind, please be with me.

Of all the better things I've heard,
Loving you has made the words
And all the rest seem so absurd,
'Cause in the end it all comes out unsure.

　　 人
　 （＿__）　　＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
　（＿＿_）／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

Standing at the crossroads
trying to read the signs
To tell me which way I should
go to find the answer
And all the time I know
Plant your love and let it grow.

Let it grow　let it grow
Let it blossom　let it flow
In the sun　the rain　the snow
Love is lovely　let it grow.

Looking for a reason
to check out of my mind
Playing hard to get a
friend that I can count on
When there's nothing left to show
Plant yout love and let it grow.

Let it grow　let it grow
Let it blossom　let it flow
In the sun the rain the snow
Love is lovely let it grow.

Time is getting shorter
there's much for you to do
Only ask and you will
get what you are needing
The rest is up to you
Plant your love and let it grow.

Let it grow let it grow
Let it blossom let it flow
In the sun the rain the snow
Love is lovely let it grow.
Let it grow let it grow
Let it blossom let it flow
In the sun the rain the snow
Love is lovely let it grow.
Let it grow let it grow
Let it blossom let it flow
In the sun the rain the snow
Love is lovely let it grow.

　　 人
　 （＿__）　　＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
　（＿＿_）／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

Called to Madonna
To give me a line
She said boy what have you done
Passing your time with a holy man
Talking about the moon and sun
But I can't tell the difference
Between the fool and wise
Show me a river to follow
Away from all these lies

I've been on my own so long
Won't you lend me your hand
I've been picking up my bones too long
Won't you understand

Called to the captain
To put me ashore
For it looked like no man's land
Is this the way to follow
I cried as I shook his hand
He told me had no answer
He didn't really hold the key
I am a simple man
Was all he said to me

I've been on my own so long
Won't you lend me a hand
I've been out in the cold too long
Won't you understand
I've been on the road so long
Won't you lend me your hand
I've been out in the cold too long
Won't you understand

Heard my mother crying
She was calling out my name
Whisper in the dark night
Saying who's to blame
The hour glass keeps turning
With not enought sand to see
I am a holy man
So don't you bother me

I've been on my own so long
Won't you lend me your hand
I've been pickin' up my bones too long
Won't you understand
I've been on my own so long
Won't you lend me your hand
I've been out in the cold too long
Won't you understand?

You're sweeter than the morning
When the sun is shining down on me
There is nothing you can say
That could make me go away you see
But you keep saying to me baby

Hold on--I feel I'm getting ready
Hold on--I feel I'm rockin' steady
Hold on--I'm gonna make it with you woman
Hold on--You got to gimme some love, gimme some love

I held back before
But your love took me easily
You got the power
I knew was gonna creep up on me
The more I give
Your love keeps comin' on strong
Although it's mine now
I know it won't be for long
There's something in the saying
That a woman needs a little more time
I'm getting tired of waiting for you
Giving me some kind of sign

Hold on--I've got to love you when I want to
Hold on--You've got to love me when I want you to
Hold on--I ain't gonna let you leave me baby
Hold on--No never no more

I know the game you're playing
And I guess you think I'm easily led
You think the words you're saying
Are really going through my head
I'm gonna take you home
And give you all I can
I'll prove to you, baby
That really I'm a man

Hold on--I know I'm feeling ready
Hold on--I know I'm rockin' steady
Hold on--Guess I've made it with you woman
Hold on--I've got you giving me love

Something that you give me
Keeps me hangin' on
No use me stayin'
There's nothing to be done
I'm gonna take you home
And give you all I can
I'll prove to you woman
That really I'm a man

Hold on--I only want to take you higher
Hold on--You are the root of my desire
Hold on--C'mon baby light my fire

Have you ever thought of the feeling
I get when I'm alone with you
It's causing me worry and trouble
I'm going 'round in circles
Don't know what I'm gonna do

You can't do it right
With the one you love
Nothing you can do
Without the one you love

You were always playing my records
When I was after making some love
But I need more than the music
To keep myself together
Although it makes me feel so good

You can't do it right
With the one you love
Nothing you can do
Without the one you love

Sometimes in the morning
I wake up without you
Can't get up, it's getting me down
Tell me what you're trying to do
Later in the evening
You come home feeling low
If you'd stop your cruising
Maybe we could make a show

You can't do it right
With the one you love
Nothing you can do
Without the one you love

Tell me gypsy can you see me
In your crystal ball
I'm asking you what can I do
My back's against the wall
And I can't hold on much longer
So I've come to you my friend
For now my life seems at an end

I came to see you once before
One hundred years ago
You took my hand and broke the spell
That should have let me go
But my years have gone so slowly
So I'm here again my friend
For now my life is at an end

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