第五回物語AA選手権大会3

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1601/120:05/01/04 17:47:55 ID:7V7m6+OO

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   ___|  |.|_________|      |          _,,-'~''^'-^゙-、
 | ̄|| ̄|  |  | |  | ̄|| ̄|  | ̄|| ̄|  .|     |____   ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::゙-_
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 | ̄|| ̄|  |  | |  | ̄|| ̄|  | ̄|| ̄|  .|     |LlLl LlL | ヾ_:::::::::::_,,-''ソ/::::::::::;/
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         |  | |               |     |LlLl LlL |  |   ゙ヽy /_,,-''~
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             |  |  |        |  | [公立二番高等学校]
             |  |  | .       .|  |   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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           ||   |:            __________
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           ||   |:            |        |│    │|
           ||   |:            |        |└──┘|  チュンチュン…
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         /   /       /|_|____|____|_________
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      /   /       //           __            __
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  /    /   __  .//           /  .//|  ||     /  .//|  ||
/    // ̄ ̄../|//            |三三||/| ̄ ̄||     |三三||/ | ̄ ̄||
    //    /  |/              ||   || || ̄ ̄||       ||   ||  || ̄ ̄||
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/  | ̄ ̄ ̄|    /         /  ./|            /  (´∀` )
    | _   |  /         /  .//|  ||      /  ./⊂   ヽ.||
     ̄/|_|/            |三三||/| ̄ ̄||      |三三||// ̄  ノ||
    //              ||   || || ̄ ̄||        ||   ||(_/| ̄ ̄||
  //               ___           __
//            /  ./|             /  ./|
/             /  .//|  ||      /  .//|  ||
               |三三||/| ̄ ̄||      |三三||/| ̄ ̄||
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           ||   |:            __________
           ||   |:            |        |┌──┐|
           ||   |:            | ∧_∧ |│┌───────────
           ||   |:            |( ・∀・)~) <  やぁ。おはようモナ島
           ||   |:            |(    丿  └───────────
            /    |_____.  || | | |        |
         /   /       /|_| し(__).|____|_________
        /    /       //
      /   /       //           __            __
    /    /       //          /  ./|          /  ./|
  /    /   __  .//           /  .//|  ||     /  .//|  ||
/    // ̄ ̄../|//            |三三||/| ̄ ̄||     |三三||/ | ̄ ̄||
    //    /  |/              ||   || || ̄ ̄||       ||   ||  || ̄ ̄||
  //    /    |         ┌─────────┐ _ ∧_∧
/  | ̄ ̄ ̄|    /             │ おはよう。モラ山    > (∀`  )
    | _   |  /               └─────────┘  ⊂   ヽ.||
     ̄/|_|/            |三三||/| ̄ ̄||      |三三||// ̄  ノ||
    //              ||   || || ̄ ̄||        ||   ||(_/| ̄ ̄||
  //               ___           __
//            /  ./|  |       /  ./|
1634/120:05/01/04 17:49:43 ID:7V7m6+OO
┌────────────────
│ 君が先に来ていて良かったよ。
│ 朝ぁ早いんだね?
└─────v──────────
              ┌─────────────
              │ 君こそ随分早いじゃないの
              └────v────────
      ミ
     ミ  ∧_∧    __.∧_∧
    ミ ⊂( *・∀)  /  (∀`  )
       ||ヽ    つ/  ./⊂   ヽ.||
       || ( ヽ⌒) |三三||// ̄  ノ||
       || ̄ヽ__)  ||.   ||(_/| ̄ ̄||

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  僕には親しい隣人がいる。
  クラスメートと言うほど遠くもなく、友人と呼ぶには異質な存在。

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1645/120:05/01/04 17:50:20 ID:7V7m6+OO
┌────────────────────
│ ぼかぁアレだよ。
│ 今日はどうしても家にはおれなかったのだ
└─────v──────────────
              ┌────────
              │ あらら。どうして
              └────v────

        ∧_∧    __.∧_∧
        ( ・〜・)  /  (∀`  )
       ||(    ) /  ./⊂   ヽ.||
       || (    ) |三三||// ̄  ノ||
       || ̄ヽ__)J ||.   ||(_/| ̄ ̄||
1656/120:05/01/04 17:50:58 ID:7V7m6+OO

┌───────────────────
│ 話すと長くなるがね。聞いてくれるかい
└─────────v─────────

            ∧_∧
         ε= (Д-  )
            (   ∩)
         / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
1667/120:05/01/04 17:51:32 ID:7V7m6+OO




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            これは僕の隣人の物語である

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1678/120:05/01/04 17:52:10 ID:7V7m6+OO

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      │□│                            │□│
      │□│                            │□│
      │□│   第五回物語AA選手権             │□│
      │□│                 Bコース     │□│
      │□│                            │□│
      │□│                            │□│
      │□│        「  隣 人  」         │□│
      │□│                            │□│
      │□│                            │□│
      │□└─────────────────┘□│
      │□┌─────────────────┐□│
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        彼の話に入る前に、僕は彼の特異な人柄について
        前もって説明しておかなければなるまい

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 | ̄|| ̄|  |  | |  | ̄|| ̄|  | ̄|| ̄|  .|  \iヽ
 |_||_|  |  | |  |_||_|  |_||_|  .|   \i
   ___|  | |_________.|     |
   ___|  |.|_________|      |          _,,-'~''^'-^゙-、
 | ̄|| ̄|  |  | |  | ̄|| ̄|  | ̄|| ̄|  .|     |____   ノ:::::::::::::::::::::::::::゙-_
 |_||_|  |  | |  |_||_|  |_||_|  .|     |     ..|\ i:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::i
 ____|  | |_________.|     |LlLl LlL |  i:::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;::::__,,-''~i、
 ____|  |.|_________|      |======= | ゞ:::::::::::::::::::::::|.レ/:::::::i
 | ̄|| ̄|  |  | |  | ̄|| ̄|  | ̄|| ̄|  .|     |LlLl LlL | ヾ_:::::::::::_,,-''ソ/::::::::::;/
 |_||_|  |  | |  |_||_|  |_||_|  .|     |======= |  |゙-、_::: i;;;;//::::::::,-'~
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        僕とモラ山は一年ほど前に同じ高校に入学した。
        入学当時からモラ山は中学でも有名人だったらしい

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     モラ山の自己紹介は学年の中でも飛び抜けて奇抜なものだった

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  ||                                          ||┌──────┐
  ||               ┌───────────────────     │
  ||               │ 初めまして、モラ山モラ男です。        ──┤
  ||               │ 趣味はちょっとした人体商売をすることです。    |
  ||               └y──────────────────   .─┤
  ||         ∧_∧    ┌──────────────────────
  ||       ( ・∀・*)    .│ 中学が一緒だった人は僕の商売を知ってるよね。
  ||       (    )   <  誰でも売買の相談に乗らせてもらうからな!
 [ニニニニニ | | | ニニ .|  目印にアタッシュケースを提げて待ってます
                   └──────────────────────
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       \ \/ [√广フノ   !              \/ヽ    ゙i       ゙'-、___ゝ
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        /   /    `丶 ノ           ●        ヽ|   !
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   「臓器商人モラ山」 「アタッシュケースの奇人」 「変態保険委員モラ山」
   ──全てモラ山につけられたあだ名である。

   モラ山は世にも珍しい「臓器屋」だったのだ

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 ;.: ; ┌─────────────
   │ 切った爪ひとかけらで1円?                            ;.:;
====└─────────v────               ;#     __
   ┌──┐        ┌──┐┌──────────── |2-C |
   │三三│  □□  │三三││ そう。両手で10円だよ     ̄ ̄
   │三三│  □□  │三□│└────v───────   __
   │三三│  □□  └──┘ |    |│    │|│    │|    |=ii |
   └──┘                 |    |└──┘|└──┘|    |/ヽ |
============        ∧∧   ∧_∧               |    丶 ∧_∧
      :;.;;   よし売った(,,゚Д゚)   (・∀・ )まいどあり     .|    - (´∀` )
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               〜|  |   | | | ┌┐              Y  人
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                             ̄ ̄
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                   ;.:;                ;.:;
 ;.:;              ┌────────────────
             ;.:;  │ 随分ちびちびした商売なんだね?          ;.:;
======================│ もっと派手なのかと思ってたけど
   ┌──┐        ┌└───────────v─────
   │三三│  □□┌─────────── .┌──┐|   ̄ ̄
   │三三│  □□│ うん、買い取りはね。    .│    │|    __
   │三三│  □□│ 売り値はもっと高いよ   .│    │|    |=ii |
   └──┘      └───────v───  └──┘|    |/ヽ |
===  ∧∧ ジュース代の  =====  ∧_∧ /_    ∧_∧ .|    ||消||
   (゚Д゚,,)  足しにするか       ( ・∀・) 丶   (∀`  ) |    ||_||
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         ┌────────────────^───
         │ 爪の切れ端なんか買い取ってどうするのさ
         └────────────────────
17314/120:05/01/04 17:58:38 ID:7V7m6+OO
┌───────────────────────────
│  ∧_∧  ミキサーで粉末にした後
│ ( ・∀・) 健康食品として老人に売りつける
└───────────────────────────

 ガガガガガ
    _Ω_  ∧_∧
     |;:;,;∴:| (・∀・ )
     l,:;・,;:´l  (    )          10代のコラーゲン
   ̄ ̄皿皿 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄      壱萬エソポッキリです
                       ∧_∧      ∧_∧
                       ( ・∀・)   {{ (´W`  ) }}
                      (  つつ百   ⊂ ⊂  )
                      ( ̄__)__)     (__(__ ̄)

┌───────────────────────────
│  ∧_∧
│ ( ;´Д`) 詐欺じゃんそれ……。
└───────────────────────────
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          ` 、______/   | |            /
   ┌────────────────────  /
   │ この手の商売は人間のワケワカラン信仰の上に   /
   │ 成り立っているからね                /
   └───────────────v──── /
            ,,;;;;;┌────────────────────────
          ;≡ │ 若い身体っていうのは、それだけで
          ,;三三 │ 目クソ鼻クソに至るまで売れるだけの価値があるのさ
   : :     ;三三 └───────────v────────────
  : :      ,ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ、゙   : |  |____|
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  :    ,─‐──────( ´д`) 、゙   ∧_∧  ___\
    , 二二二二二二二二(     )二  (・∀・ ) 三三三三ヨュ
    |             │ | │     (    ) ΞΞΞΞΞ三ヨュ
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|     ||.  //./      /           (´∀` )         \,|
|     || . /      /      ∧_∧  (    )          \
|     ||/     /        (・∀・ )~) ( (  (
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        :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
        :::なぜだ!?なぜこんな世界に迷い込んでしまったんだ・・・:::
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          ∧_∧
         (; ・∀・)
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|.//   .||    │ 頼まれてたギコの爪、持ってきたよ  :|    ||    |
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|      〔i|      || ┌──────────────   \||    |
|     ||   // || │ お守り袋に入れておいたから。     \  |
|     ||.  //./ .│ 500円ね                     \,|
|     || . /   └────v──────────         \
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              :::::::::::::::::::: オレタチ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::          
              :::ここではモララーが簡単に殺される・・・!:::          
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        r─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─
        │ ──たまに恋の代行業者も引き受ける
        └─ ─ ─ ─ ─v─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─ ─


               ∧_∧   ∧_∧
            ヒソヒソ(  ・∀)~)(´∀` )恋は良いね
               (    )  (    )

                               
                               _  __  __          
                             / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ヾ          
                             i! カクゴ シナサイ  i!          
                             i!  コノ クソモララー!! i!          
                             ヾ __ _    ___/          
                               ̄ ̄ ̄i/ ̄          
             ∧_∧               ∧∧          
           Σ( ;・∀・)                  (゚O゚*)          
            ( つと )               |  ∪          
             人  Y               |  )〜          
             (__(_)               U゙U          
                               
    "       ;゜      '           `    :      `
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
18220/120:05/01/04 18:02:29 ID:7V7m6+OO
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          やがてモラ山の校内のコネクションは
          商売を通じてクモの巣のように広がっていった

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┌──────────────────
│ アヒャ、シィ ニ キイタゾ。 フサゲ デモ カイトレルカ?
└────v─────────────
          ┌────────────
          │ もちろん! ダレノ ケ デモ
          └───v────────
       ∧∧    ∧_∧             λ_λ おーい
       (*゚∀゚)   (・∀・ )            (`ー´ )  爪買ってくれー
       ⊂  ⊃  (    )            (    )
      〜|  |   | | | ┌┐          Y  人
        し`J   (_(__)| ̄ ̄|         (_」 J  ))
                    ̄ ̄
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
                  ∧∧∧∧∧∧∧
                 < うわあああッ! >
                  ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨

                       ∧_∧   三二=
                      (・∀・ ;)    =
                      と  と )   二=─          :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.
                       Y  人     ─           :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.
                       (_),._)   ニ=─        ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.
                    ^                 :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.
      ´      ;:"
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
18421/120:05/01/04 18:03:02 ID:7V7m6+OO
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     文化祭や体育祭ではモラ山は乾燥血液をアタッシュに詰めて
     文字通り学校中を走り回っていた

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             ;.:;               ;.:;
==============================                ;#     __
   ┌──┐        ┌──┐ |   __________   |2-C |
   │三三│  □□  │三三│ |    |┌──┐|        |   ̄ ̄
 ̄ ̄|..三三│  □□  │三□│ |    |│    │|        |    __
番祭|..三三│  □□  └──┘ |    |│    │|        |    |=ii |
-B. |..──┘                 |    |└──┘|        |    |/ヽ |
   |.=========================    |        |      ∧_∧     |    ||消||
   |  :;.;;                        |        |     (´∀` )/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   |__  ∧∧    ∧_∧  ___|____|__ (   つ_________
__|   ⊂(,,゚Д゚)    (・∀・ )                 人 ヽノ
        \   ,)〜 (    つ| ̄|            (__(__)
          ( ( |    Y  /J `|_|
           ∪    (_/             ∧∧         /■\
                           ==ミ,, Д 彡⊃====(  ∀ )⊃==
                               
                               
                               
                               
            ●          
             ミ          
              ミ      ゴ ン !          
               ミ          
              ∧_,.i,从/          
             (。∀゚ ;", ・ ・ 二  ニ≡  ニ 二 ニ    =    =        ─
             と  と )          
               Y  人          
               (_),._)          
                    ^          
      ´      ;:"    iヾ─"゙─ー、          
                  l ぐはッ! i!          
                  ヽ‐-─ー‐-"          
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
18622/120:05/01/04 18:03:35 ID:7V7m6+OO
    ________                                   |   |\
     |\_______,人_从人__从_从人__从人_人_从人__从人__从人 |  \
     | |       |   <                             > 教 \
     | |       |  <   ギャー!! ヲタの引き出しから        > 育 \
     | |     □|□<   もさもさ毛があふれ出て来るヲター!!!  > \  |
 __| |      。| 。  <                             >   \|
     \|____|___Y⌒YW⌒Y⌒WW⌒⌒YW⌒Y⌒WY⌒⌒Y⌒| |Y
        _∧∧      ∧_∧                    V
         |l (;*゚A)     ( ;´_ゝ)          もっさりして
     __|l O__O__,||(φ<V>O______  書類が取りづらいヲター!!
     |\         \        \     \===    _/)_/)___
     |  \,| ̄ ̄ ̄ ∧_∧ ̄ ̄ ̄ ∧∧ ̄|     \ミミ彡\ (◎Д◎;(∴  )  ||
     |l\  |\  ̄ ̄(  ´皿)\ ̄ (;=゚ω) \      \彡ミ .\⊂満月命⊂  )  ||
          \|  \ 0(|| ̄ ̄|)   \0|| ̄ ̄||   \       \ミ彡 .\ ̄ ̄( ̄ ̄~)_||
  ∧_∧       |ニ||    |ニニニ||ニ||    |ニニニllニニニニl===___(___)  ||\
 (・∀・ )ニヤニヤ  |:l ||──||l――|| ||──| |──||      |
 (    )        || ll    l|l――|| ll    l l──||───l
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    モラ山の周りには様々な逸話があり、
       特に学校の七怪談のうち「引き出しの毛」については
                  裏で奴が絡んでいたともっぱらの噂である

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18723/120:05/01/04 18:04:09 ID:7V7m6+OO




                   ∧_∧:::::::::::::∧_,,,
                  ( ・∀・):::::::::::(゚-;;゚#;)
                  (  つ[]):::::::::::| ;; U
               ┌┐ | | |:::::::::::|;; ;; |〜
               | ̄ ̄|(__)_):::::::::::U"U
                ̄ ̄::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
               ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

     また、こみ入った相談や
     真の「臓器売買」を望む者に対しては、名刺を渡していたようだ

     彼の実家もまた臓器屋だった

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                          :::::::::::::::::::::::::::          
                            :::::::::::::::::::::          
                            「"i  :::::::::::::::::          
                       ∧∧| l   ::::::::::::          
                      (゚ー゚*) 」    :::::::          
                       |  つ||     ::::          
          ∧_λ⌒ヽ      |  )〜   )))::          
        と(。,,;.,。#:;)(゙_つ     (/゙ヽ)            _
             ∪              ^
               ゙        、
          '                       ゜        `    `
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
18924/120:05/01/04 18:04:39 ID:7V7m6+OO




:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

     ここまでが僕のモラ山について知っている全てだ。

     彼は変わり者だったが、
     それは普通の高校生の範疇に入るものだった

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                     バシーン!!          
                、"'、          
                \\     バシーン!!          
               /," ゙ ∧∧          
              彡ツ  (゚0 ゚*)          
             i二ニニ=と と l          
          ∧_λ从i从i  |  )〜          
      (( と(。,,;.,。#:;)(゙_つ   U゙ヽ)          _
          ∵;: ∪)              ^
               ゙        、
          '                       ゜        `    `
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
19125/120:05/01/04 18:05:11 ID:7V7m6+OO

┌─────────────────
│ 僕はね、昨日誕生日だったのだ。
│ 17になった
└──────v──────────

        ∧_∧     __.∧_∧
        (  ・∀)   /  (∀`  )
       ||(    ) /  ./⊂   ヽ.||
       || (    ) |三三||// ̄  ノ||
       || ̄ヽ__)J ||.   ||(_/| ̄ ̄||
            ┌──────^───
            │ へえ。おめでとう!
            └──────────
  ┌────^──
  │ ありがとう
  └───────
192( ´∀)・∀),,゚Д)さん:05/01/04 18:05:25 ?# ID:hXvrTbqz
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
       バシン!!          
                   バシーン!!      , , ;:   ,."          
:::::::::::::::   ::::::::: ::::::::   :::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::: ::: ::: ,          
::::::::     :::::::::::::: :::::::: :::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::: :::::::::::: ::: :::: :::: :: :  : ' 、           
                               
                               
                               
                               
                               
19326/120:05/01/04 18:05:43 ID:7V7m6+OO

┌─────────────────────
│ それで、ちょっと長い話になるけれども
└──────v──────────────

        ∧_∧     __.∧_∧
        ( ・∀・)   /  (∀`  )
       ||(    ) /  ./⊂   ヽ.||
       || (    ) |三三||// ̄  ノ||
       || ̄ヽ__)J ||.   ||(_/| ̄ ̄||

┌───────^─────────────
│ 僕が話したいのは、尊敬する父さんのことさ。
│ どうしても今話しておきたいんだ
└────────────────────
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