I saw マリア ファクing サンタ Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn’t see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep She thought that I was tucked up In my bedroom, fast asleep
Then I saw マリア tickle サンタ Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen マリア ファクing サンタ Claus last night